Located somewhere in the San Juan Islands, on the same island where legendary Microsoft super-villain Paul Allen’s secret lair is still to be found haunted (some say) by his spectral ectoplasm, not far from the island where mysterious Benedictine nuns still practice secret rites and rituals dating back to the Age of the Caesars, which is in the general vicinity of the island where the only remains of a theropod dinosaur EVER FOUND IN WASHINGTON STATE were discovered, which is not far from the site where Apollo 8 astronaut Bill Anders died in a plane crash that may or may not have something to do with faking the Moon Landings, which is a mere ferry ride away from the scene of hostilities in the Pig War that almost plunged America into war with Her Majesty Queen Victoria…
Where was I? Anyway, back Monday after a lovely weekend in the San Juans, giving ourselves up to extreme jollification with fambly and friends! See you then!
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