Supreme Maximum Leader is God’s Man!
So according to CNN the reason the Supreme Maximum Leader gassed a bunch of peaceful protesters, wheezed his way out of the Dark House, and wandered over to St. John’s in a rare moment of physical exertion to stand there and look awkward with a Bible was because he was embarrassed and ashamed about the news of him hiding in a bunker. In other words, it was the equivalent of Putin shooting a tranquilized animal or Kim Jong Un on horseback.
Anderson Cooper was gobsmacked:
So say we all.